Academic Opinions that would get me Skewered

So, there's a meme going around where a cartoon characters is acting calm and collected despite like a zillion swords pointing at him .... and the meme goes, "What opinion about academia would point you in this situation?"

And for me personally, it seems like I have quite a few opinions that would fall into that category. A sampling:

  • Upper-admin is an easy scapegoat, but faculty themselves often make terrible administrative decisions.
  • Academia has good points and bad points, like any other job.
  • Every job has politics -- not just academia.
  • If you want to become (and stay) an expert in your field, working overtime is a must.
  • Peer review works fine as a system.
  • "Reviewer #2" gets a bad rep mostly because academics just can't take legitimate criticism.
  • The humanities egregiously over-produce PhDs.
  • 80% of tenured professors should never, ever complain about their workloads.

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